1. For Barry to get a "copy" of his own birth certificate.
2. It would violate the law of Hawai'i to give Barry a "copy" of his own certificate.
But magically. Mysteriously. Barry takes a break from his time with Ooompah-pah and MaShellMahBelle in Chicago, to stand up in front of the cameras
[does he know how ugly he looks, how flappy his ears look, how that mole or growth on his face looks like bug?] to show a piece of paper that looks mighty-like the same crap document they provided 2 1/2 years ago.
Big F'in deal. Sixteen year old kids are making $100 bills that are almost perfect. Are you telling me that they couldn't "borrow" one of those kids to forge this . . . "thing" . . . over the course of the last 2 1/2 years?
Amazing though, how they now say they just apparently walked up to the counter in Hawai'i and picked that gem up. And you think the used the USPO to deliver it to DC? ROTFL.
Anyone think the Russkies or the Chi-neez or any of our other "pals" who conduct spying operations are quaking in their boots over THIS MORON IN THE WHITE HOUSE picking an . . . ARMY GENERAL . . . to be the spy-in-charge? I don't have anything against Petraeus. I think he's done all he could under difficult circumstances. Imagine being the best chess player in the world and a bunch of snot-nosed brats who can't even play checkers are telling you how to move your pieces. That's what he's been stuck with.
And when one day you are General "Betray-us" to the scumbags on the left, but when their lefty, Commie-teat sucking America hater has to get rid of McChrystal, who was just telling the Gospel truth about Barry and his pipsqueaks . . . all of a sudden, you're the fair-haired boy on the block . . . the guy has to be one of the most loyal soldiers we've ever had in uniform. How he didn't pull out his .45 caliber pearl-handled 1911 and shove it up Barry's Kobe-beef filled anal cavity is beyond me.
Tavis Smiley says the next presidential election is going to be . . . racist? You bet it will. If Herman Cain and/or Allen West make it on the ticket, you can BET THE FARM that race-baiters like Smiley, J-squared, and Al "Toowanna wuzz waped" Sharpton will be screaming "Uncle Tom" into every microphone stuck in front of them. Funny how these people seem to think on their litmus test for "blackness" matters.
Speaking of Allen West, did you see that ugly troll from the defunct "Air America" . . .
[what IS Alan "I'm a loon" Grayson doing here?] . . . Nicole Sandler . . . make a fool of herself at his town meeting? It's a must-see, because it's yet another example of Barry's "civility."
And going back to that Ooompahpah interview today, which was a few hours after he called having to prove his BIRTH [why shouldn't the commander in chief have to prove his birth?] "silly," I wonder . . . is the fact that
Is it REALLY that hard to call an emergency meeting [as I suggested during the oil spill] . . . get the 5 "top" senators from each party, the "top" 10 congress-men/women/jaggoffs . . . put them in a sealed room with experts from "each side" of the issue, and tell them that they . . . AND YOU . . . aren't coming out of that room until a deal has been done? Yeah, I know . . . it means you have to tear yourself away from your Kobe beef . . . you golf . . . and that special, separate bed you have in that secret room away from Stinky Shelley . . . but it's called LEADERSHIP.
Oh, and one final thought: thank you, Barry, you commie POS. Just watch . . . Barry-Doosh will have an epiphany and start handing out oil drilling permits left and right . . . the price will go down . . . and he'll take credit for it, and the ShitStreamMedia will forget that he was the reason prices went up in the first place.
2. It would violate the law of Hawai'i to give Barry a "copy" of his own certificate.
But magically. Mysteriously. Barry takes a break from his time with Ooompah-pah and MaShellMahBelle in Chicago, to stand up in front of the cameras
[does he know how ugly he looks, how flappy his ears look, how that mole or growth on his face looks like bug?] to show a piece of paper that looks mighty-like the same crap document they provided 2 1/2 years ago.
Big F'in deal. Sixteen year old kids are making $100 bills that are almost perfect. Are you telling me that they couldn't "borrow" one of those kids to forge this . . . "thing" . . . over the course of the last 2 1/2 years?
Amazing though, how they now say they just apparently walked up to the counter in Hawai'i and picked that gem up. And you think the used the USPO to deliver it to DC? ROTFL.
Anyone think the Russkies or the Chi-neez or any of our other "pals" who conduct spying operations are quaking in their boots over THIS MORON IN THE WHITE HOUSE picking an . . . ARMY GENERAL . . . to be the spy-in-charge? I don't have anything against Petraeus. I think he's done all he could under difficult circumstances. Imagine being the best chess player in the world and a bunch of snot-nosed brats who can't even play checkers are telling you how to move your pieces. That's what he's been stuck with.
And when one day you are General "Betray-us" to the scumbags on the left, but when their lefty, Commie-teat sucking America hater has to get rid of McChrystal, who was just telling the Gospel truth about Barry and his pipsqueaks . . . all of a sudden, you're the fair-haired boy on the block . . . the guy has to be one of the most loyal soldiers we've ever had in uniform. How he didn't pull out his .45 caliber pearl-handled 1911 and shove it up Barry's Kobe-beef filled anal cavity is beyond me.
Tavis Smiley says the next presidential election is going to be . . . racist? You bet it will. If Herman Cain and/or Allen West make it on the ticket, you can BET THE FARM that race-baiters like Smiley, J-squared, and Al "Toowanna wuzz waped" Sharpton will be screaming "Uncle Tom" into every microphone stuck in front of them. Funny how these people seem to think on their litmus test for "blackness" matters.
Speaking of Allen West, did you see that ugly troll from the defunct "Air America" . . .
[what IS Alan "I'm a loon" Grayson doing here?] . . . Nicole Sandler . . . make a fool of herself at his town meeting? It's a must-see, because it's yet another example of Barry's "civility."
And going back to that Ooompahpah interview today, which was a few hours after he called having to prove his BIRTH [why shouldn't the commander in chief have to prove his birth?] "silly," I wonder . . . is the fact that
A group of the largest US banks and fund managers stepped up the pressure on Congress and the Obama administration to reach a deal to increase the country’s debt limit, saying that even a short default could be devastating for the financial markets and economy."silly," too?
Is it REALLY that hard to call an emergency meeting [as I suggested during the oil spill] . . . get the 5 "top" senators from each party, the "top" 10 congress-men/women/jaggoffs . . . put them in a sealed room with experts from "each side" of the issue, and tell them that they . . . AND YOU . . . aren't coming out of that room until a deal has been done? Yeah, I know . . . it means you have to tear yourself away from your Kobe beef . . . you golf . . . and that special, separate bed you have in that secret room away from Stinky Shelley . . . but it's called LEADERSHIP.
Oh, and one final thought: thank you, Barry, you commie POS. Just watch . . . Barry-Doosh will have an epiphany and start handing out oil drilling permits left and right . . . the price will go down . . . and he'll take credit for it, and the ShitStreamMedia will forget that he was the reason prices went up in the first place.
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